Missionary Position
My name is Kymora.
But you can call me Lil Wayne for short.
But you can call me Lil Wayne for short.
- using my mom's/dad's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
- using my money: $2? maybe that's too much..
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
lmfao omg.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LMMFAO!!
Hahahahaha
(Source: thebiebervoice, via g1am0rous)
